The King Of Coochie
As the self-proclaimed King of Coochie, Tom Byron decrees that coochie is a healthy part of your daily diet, and that everybody ought to have some of it. Easy for you to say, Byron! You're hogging all of the good cooch, and all we get to do is whack off to it! Which ain't too bad, when you think about it.
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Tom Byron
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It's your king, I declare coochie to be a......